ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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