oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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