i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
