Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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