How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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