I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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