first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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