Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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