is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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