I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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