This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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