you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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