why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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