East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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