I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
