Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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