fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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