So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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