I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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