Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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