you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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