I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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