Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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