so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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