Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm really busy with my period
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