Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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