Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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