He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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