handjob tips. give me some.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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