your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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