im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Randomize
