around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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