I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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