A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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