there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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