I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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