I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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