everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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