woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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