i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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