is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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