I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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