it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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