well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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