On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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