Soap is not a condiment
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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