You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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