just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I only lived at night.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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