Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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