what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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