I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My ass is underappreciated
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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