If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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