...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
