There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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